toe jam
that grey-brown sh-t that acc-mulates between your toes. primarily composed of dead skin cells, sock fluff and sweat.
“you eat your toe jam? no. no. that’s way to disgusting.”
an insulting reference to someone affiliated with the university of southern california (also known as the “university of second choice” or the “university of spoiled children.” the mascot of the university is one thomas the trojan, also known as tommy trojan. thomas is often prophylactically sheathed in plastic in order to protect him from his admirers at that fine cross-town academic inst-tution, the university of california at los angeles.
did you see those toe jams crying all over their cardinal and gold jammies after stanford spanked them?
that cr-p that you get between your toes after a long day (probably without washing for several days) – thats toejam
tina came home from three days camping, dancing, listening to groovey tunes, and her toejam was frightful!
the edible substance found in between female toes.
gemma had been on her feet all day wearing socks and sneakers, she took off her socks and in between her toes was toejam, she asked me to eat it, as i did i came in my pants.
the substance that acc-mulates between your toes after a long day of having sweaty feet. mixture of toe sweat and sock fuzz.
there really is no example for toejam. if you have expirenced it before you know what i am talking about. and most people have.
toast and jam
i love to eat toejam in the morning
proper noun: toejam mcfly- fetish model working primarily through mysp-ce, specializing in wam, and foot fetishes.
toejam has huge monkey feet- she can even write with them.
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