toe walker
someone who walks only on their toes and as a result has very well defined calf muscles.
toe walkers are characteristically nonathletic.
kp: (while grabbing her crotch) d-mn brooke, look at that guy. he has great calfs!
brooke: (looking disgusted) think again girl. he’s a toe walker.
kp: eww.
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