toed up
an incorrect derivation of the term “tore up”. now used to mean getting f-cked up so bad that you have to lay down.
bro, lets get toed up tonight.
(adj.) (pr-nouced: toad-up) the act of consuming large amounts of alcohol, narcotics, hallucinogens, uppers, downers, all kinds of drugs to achieve an almost total loss of control of normal speech. literally meaning “torn up.” but, one would have to become so “f-cked up” that the human tongue could not even begin to prounounce “torn up” in a recognizable fashion.
wasted: “brah, i jus drank that handle of vodka…yo i’m so toe’d up!”
tipsy: “dude, what did he say?”
sober: “i think he said he’s torn up.”
wasted: “toe’d up! motha f-cka!!”
variant of toe up
messy; unkempt
usually used when referring to one’s look
“look at dat bougie wit her toed up braids”
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