toejamm
the act of inserting your toe into a females v-g-n- in place of your p-n-s
always use protection you dont want herpes om your toes :d
john: dude i heard you hooked up with molly last night
tyler: yeah dude i totally toejammed the sh-t out of her
john: high five dude :d
tyler: veryyyynice :d:dd:d:d:d 😮
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