toffee hammer
a multipurpose tool originally used for “breaking apart toffee.” it’s other uses include cracking skulls, repelling trolls, s-xual pleasure, and as a makeshift demolition tool for the great pyramids or the stonehenge. rumor has it, the toffee hammers will store the souls of those killed by their awesome power.
“man i can’t get this door unlocked.”
“stand back, i’ll knock it down with my toffee hammer!”
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