Tofic
tofic is a special item similar to orkhan. it is normally only found in montreal , plamondon. it creates delicious hamburgers and upon poking it it tells r-t-rded jokes somewhat similar to those or the richard.
1.d-mn it not again !! tofic !!
2.dude guess what? i found my tofic not long ago !!
3.look at that tofic. i wish my parents would get that for christmas.
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