tofurky
a wonderous creation. it is a vaguely meat-like soy product…and some d-mn fine eatin!
p-ss the tofurky guys. man, i’m so glad our clique had this vegan dinner party.
a tofu turkey otherwise known as cr-p sometimes covered with tocranberries..
wow that tofurky looks like a sculped piece of sh-t…
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