together forever
when a guy uses glue in place of lubricant and has s-x with a girl, in which they get stuck together
johnny: did you hear about sally and bob?
jake: no? what happened?
johnny: apparently bob wanted to do a “together forever” to prove his love
jake: how’d that work out?
johnny: she got a divorce..
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