toilecommuting
the practice of typing on a laptop or making phone calls from a restroom stall (usually at an airport).
brock: “hey, matt, i can hardly hear you for the echo.”
matt: “sorry, brock, i’m toilecommuting on my way through the atlanta airport.”
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