Toilet
a place to sit and think. also a good place to take a plop.
i’m going to go to the toilet and figure this out.
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n. 1. the system of depositing one’s feces invented by mr. cr-pper himself when one day his wife got sick of him taking dumps in the kitchen sink.
synonyms-latrine, cr-pper, lavatory, john, the can, the pot, stool, throne, potty, commode
seymour likes to drink out of the toilet.
a seat-like object where you dis-charge feces from the -n-s.
“you get more -ss than a toilet seat”
a bowl for urinating or defecating into. however, people use this bowl to throw rubbish away and to sp-nk into and throw tampons into.
“dude, toilet!”
the cr-pper
whoa, check out that cr-p in that toilet, it looks like maria!
its a sanctuary where you take a sh-t sometimes you may p-ss or even upchuck… human waste goes here.
c-ssandra uses the toilet quite often.
a cool winter breeze.
the toilet feels good on your face after a hard night of drinking.
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