toilet blocking
kinda like c-ckblocking but different: when you have a roommate who’s always in the shower when you badly need to use the toilet.
when i got home from cl-ss yesterday i really needed to drop a deuce but as usual, my telepathic roomie was toilet blocking me so i had to p–p in my trash can.
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