toilet bombed
when you go to the toilet only to discover someone, or perhaps yourself from earlier, has left a rotting pile of sh-t and/or a bowl full of p-ss that has been sitting in the toilet unflushed.
it is especially bad if you have to lift the lid of the toilet first, then the smell of the old sh-t and p-ss explodes in your face. much like a bomb.
::lifts toilet lid::
holy f-ck look at that t-rd! it smells like someone just took a sh-t in my left nostril. i can’t believe i just got f-cking toilet bombed.
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