Toilet Bowl Dick
when you are taking a sh-t and your d-ck touches the cold porcelain at the front of the toilet, causing discomfort and in the case of public toilets, absolute disgust.
best referred to as “tbd” in mixed company.
i was taking a sh-t and i got toilet bowl d-ck again.
man the toilets in the mens washroom here are just terrible for tbd.
f-cking tbd!!
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