toilet bowl paper
what a roll of bungwipe becomes when it falls into the toilet and subsequently requires disposal.
{ed}: myrna, can you run get me another roll of -ssiton -ssimilators please? this roll fell into the can, becoming toilet bowl paper!
{myrna}: ed, that’s the third time this month that you’ve made toilet bowl paper! won’t you please fix the tp dispenser?!?
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