toilet bowl shuffle
shifting around desperately on the toilet to get the last piece of poo out that’s holding on precariously to your b-tthole.
that was a close one pete, i thought i was going to be late for the meeting waiting to finish that poo, until i got the stubborn little piece out by doing the toilet bowl shuffle.
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