toilet cake
the act, or product of moving bowls.
to “bake” toilet cake is to take a dump.
“i’m going to bake some toilet cake.”
any baked treat eaten within the confines of a bathroom.
this can include cake, pie, cookies, eclairs, donuts or any other sweet treat. there is a deep shame -ssociated with eating toilet cake.
“can’t believe you caught bill eating toilet cake.”
“i know, bro. why in the world would someone eat devils food cake in the sh-tter?”
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