Toilet Computer
a smartphone; i.e. iphone, android, or blackberry cell phone.
thank god for my toilet computer! i was able to post this urbandictionary definition while taking a satisfying dump!
Read Also:
- Toilet Nuts
when one (male) is going to the bathroom (usually for a number 2) and after the subjects nuts have been on the inside of the toilet bowl and come out cold. “dude i think im gonna be off my game for a while after that trip to the b-room” ” man you got the toilet […]
- ender wiggin
the ultimate pest exterminator if u have an infestation of formics, call ender wiggin to bug bomb them, of course there’s no reason to since they’re harmless 1 more definition the act of bending a family member over the bed and putting your p-n-s in their -ss. the family is inbred, i heard his brother […]
- likerolling
like logrolling (exchanging favors), liking other people’s facebook stuff because they liked yours. guy: i don’t really like her photo, but i “liked” it. other guy: dude, that’s likerolling.
- enemaster
a abbreviation of the phrase “enema master” (see enema) this is a individual or person who has mastered the enema, such things like coffee or beer no longer effect this near inhuman hero. “mistress nia tried everything, but could not get the enemaser to submit” “ouch! he’s taking that like a enemaster”
- Heru
heru is a god in egyptian mythology. a protector, loyal, fierce and good. heru sought revenge on set for the death of osiris. 6 more definitions an awkward, hybrid response meaning “h-llo/how are you?” given to a fellow colleague when caught off guard before a mutual interaction. most commonly occurs during the early morning hours […]