toilet condom
either fashioned of tp or plastic (but those are rare). used to protect you from cool diseases?
derek! i saw a throne today that i wouldn’t sit on with 2 toilet condoms.
source: dabert, us?
derek! i saw a throne today that i wouldn’t hover over with two toilet condoms.
when you go to do your business in a gross, public bathroom, you cover the pee-covered toilet seat with toilet paper, acting as a condom.
mark: hey i got to take a dump.
phareesh: dude, your gonna take one here!?
mark: im gonna slip on a toilet condom
phareesh: oh ok.
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