Toilet Detectives
girls usually found in pairs frequenting bar/clubs toilets with an aim to find gossip. will find unlikely victims, possibly in a state of intoxication to spill their inner most secrets/problems/issues to the detectives and will then become part of a memorable night out. occasionally toilet detectives will be armed with csi style tape for comedy purposes and generally find other police-like memorabilia such as truncheons and hats.
toilet detective 1: wow, that’s a pretty skirt.
victim: thanks (proceeds to look sad) my boyfriend gave it to me
toilet detective 2: oh that was nice of him
victim: not really, he’s cheating on me!!! (breaks down into tears)
toilet detectives: why don’t you tell us about it…..gossip ensues.
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