toilet funeral
a “funeral” in which a fish or other pet is flushed down the commode.
a “toilet funeral” usually takes place after the “tragic” and “sudden” death of a short lived pet such as a goldfish etc.
not many words are spoken during a toilet funeral but you can distinctly hear the blessed sounds of water flushing from the porcelain god.
imagine your child’s fish dies after a day and you’re glad that it is gone but your children won’t stop whining about it.
to make the whiny b-st-rds feel better you quickly say,”look we are going to have a “toilet funeral” for dorothy #1, i mean dorothy #2, or whatever the number kid…”
“ok daddy/mommy can we invite my friends over?”
(flush noises repeatedly….)
“now is good honey”
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