toilet idea
seemingly profound and often introspective thoughts that cross a man’s mind while he sits on the commode and ponders things.
einstein’s theories of general and special relativity are toilet ideas. he was taking a heavy dump when he realized sp-ce is like toilet water…
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going to the toilet at the same time as someone else multilple times during the day. dude i keep running into toni in the toilets. we must be in toilet sync!
- toilet yoga
the contortions that one performs to get a t-rd out. mary-jane: dude, i just dropped the biggest log! peter: i’ll bet you had to do some grandmaster-level toilet yoga to get that monster out of your bunghole!
- tolerable funk
when you smell something unpleasant, only to realize later that the smell was from you. “tommy said that sh-t i took stunk something feirce….but it didn’t bother me at all.”
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amazingly beautiful person. sensitive, great listener, funny, gorgeous but he doesnt know it. unique, great friend, honest, trusting. honestly a truly amazing person. wishes he lived in the 20’s but im sooooo glad he didnt because then i wouldnt get to have him in my life. simple, sweet, perfectly imperfect. modest but awsome and just […]