toilet massacre
when one ejects a metric f-ckton on into a toilet without aiming (or with the toilet cover down), and leaves behind what looks like a war zone of p–p on and around the seat.
what the f-ck megan, didn’t you lift the seat up?! it’s a godd-mn toilet m-ssacre in there!!
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