Toilet Paper Diploma


a diploma worthy only to use as toilet paper. a meaningless diploma. a diploma that is not recognized in any meaningful way.
yay i got my toilet paper diploma in fine arts!

i didn’t even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.

i don’t know why mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. it’s not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.

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