Toilet Reply
when you receive a message via cell phone or similar which is deemed low-priority, and which you delay replying to until you later use the toilet and have some time to fill.
-phone beeps-
“oh, it’s some guy asking about the party next week – i’ll toilet reply to him after i eat this giant burrito.”
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