toilet samaritan
the type of person who is washing their hands at the sinks in a public toilet and they notice that another person who has just used the facilities has a string of toilet roll stuck to their shoe and the person is about to go outside with it – so being a toilet samaritan, they save the person from embarr-ssment and let them know
girl 1: excuse me, you have toilet roll on your foot
girl: oh g-d, thank you, you’re such a toilet samaritan!
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