Toilet Tarping
to put unfolded toilet paper, napkins or paper towels down in the toilet to prevent backsplash from the sh-t hitting the toilet water. works great for diarrhea!!
biff: “d-mn brosef, every time i take a sh-t the water splashes back into my -sshole!”
melvin: “d-mn biff, that sh-t sucks…i told you, you need to start toilet tarping…”
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