Toilext
using your phone to text while going to the bathroom.
bf – “baby-doll you know i love you, but i was dropping the biggest deuce when i sent you that message”
gf “gross – don’t ever toilext me again you perv”
“i love to toilext, but i feel bad only washing my hands and not my iphone”
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