tojabe
an advanced form of gonnorhea that can only be developed in mexican truck stops. believed to have been the result of a genetic mutation that occured after bill clinton exchanged fluids with 3 cleaning ladies in cancun. yes, he actually did that… probably.
man 1 “my doodle is purple! its been getting worse ever since spring break!”
man 2 “that’s tojabe, dude. i told you to use a seat cover.”
man 1’s girlfriend “…f-ck…”
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