Token atheist friend
most non-atheist people have at least two of these. they like to go to parties and lame it out by talking about religion and politics the whole time. they’re the kind of people who make you feel uncomfortable by bringing up their ‘radical’ beliefs every opportunity that they get and reply to your facebook posts with studiously atheist comments. these kind of people thrive on collage campuses where they come off as much smarted than they actually are with cheap, uneducated remarks about the existence of god.
“i don’t believe in child leashes”
“you know what i don’t believe in? g-d.”
“you’re such a token atheist friend… go away. n-body likes you except your religious studies professor.”
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