Toking Points


1. talking points used for the purpose of furthering the argument to make cannabis legal.

2. intelligent, insightful, or provocative thoughts someone decides to express while stoned.

(inspired by the cannabis activist brand of the same name)
1. billy’s toking points were enough to make the d.a.r.e. officer drop his head, slump out of the cl-ssroom, and question his whole career.

2. last night while baking, we were dropping toking points so heavy we had to pull out the video camera. after sober review, we discovered one of our “revolutionary ideas” was to fix africa by giving everyone cheesecake.

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