Tokyo Takeout
while receiving pleasurable oral from the hot asian hooker you paid fi’ dollah for suckie from, the hooker stands and takes out the p-n-s s/he’s been keeping tucked away, slices open your scr-t-m, nuts on your nuts and wraps them up again like a to-go bag.
jay: mmm, i like that.. wait, what are you doing
hooker: -takes out d-ck in a shanghai surprise-
jay: what the f-ck! not again!
hooker: -scrotal slashes and nuts on jay’s nuts then wraps them like a to-go bag-
jay: ahhhh!!! i didn’t want tokyo takeout god d-mnit!
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