toledo tootsie roll
to take a sh-t in ones hand, and proceed to stick just the head of the sh-t inside ones partner, then take the unprotruded end of the sh-t in both hands and proceed to roll it like martha stewart would roll dough.
lee – “dang mark, i heard you gave her a toledo tootsie roll.”
mark – ” yeah i know man it was awesome but now my hands are covered in sh-t so i just wiped it on her.”
lee – “that sounds awesome i would have definitely rubbed it all over.”
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