toliet timer
this is where, the male is masturbating himself while the female is waiting to get a load in her face, but instead of a load, the male p-sses in the females face, and sees how long he can p-ss without her throwing a fit, then recording the time.
“dude, last night, i got a new wh-r-, and took the toliet timer to a 27 seconds!”
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