Tolk
1. a m-ssive rip of smoke, usually weed.
2. a sweet p-ssage in a book that totally blows your mind. it can be a phrase, paragraph, or even a page and is usually written by a boss named j.r.r. tolkien.
ex 1: stoner: holy sh-t, that was a m-ssive tolk.
ex 2: reader: tolkien is dishing out the tolks left and right.
ex 3: stoner/reader: all these tolks are making me wish i could tolk with gandalf some time.
1. to inhale weed for a long time
2. to pull as hard as you can while smoking weed
“you really gotta tolk or you won’t get high.”
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