Tolljam
(n) any toll plaza traffic tie-up caused by clueless -sshats and morons who a) don’t know the meaning of the phrase “exact change only”, or b) have to cross three lanes to a manned booth at the last second, because they ignored the two miles of clearly marked “e-zp-ss” and “express lane” signage leading up to the plaza.
e-zp-ss should help shave at least 20 minutes off your drive to the beach, but the express lanes are always clogged with tolljam.
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