Tom and Dave


a term referring to the closest friends people can be. they are both very cool, and attractive, and frankly, tom get’s his nut. in girls, not with dave. tom is usually the butch, dave is the b-tch. but they are very good friends. don’t f-ck with tom. furthermore, don’t f-ck with dave, lest you get the wrath of the tom. tom and dave say f-ck a lot.
arn’t tom and dave the coolest people you would ever want to meet, and are better then the team of rj and alex

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