Tom and Lydia
a pseudonym for when a couple are totally messed up, particularly when the female is a psycho, bunny boiling, condom piercing, friend banning. chances are she will kill him and leave him in a shallow grave in the woods.
see also p-ssy whipped!
what’s up with jeff?
ah he’s in a new relationship, and it’s all a bit tom and lydia!
poor lad
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