tom ass foolery
an extreme case of tomfoolery;absurd nonsense or foolishness;unexplainable stupidity
guy #1: did you see the fat moron in the parking lot wearing the jedi robe the other day?
guy #2: yea,i was walking to my car and as i p-ssed him he pulled this gay laser sword on me. i just laughed in his face. what a f-cking idiot!
guy #2: haha,now that’s some tom -ss foolery right there.
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