Tom Austen
a manipulative d-ck who does whatever it takes to benefit him, regardless of who he screws over. he will screw over anyone and everyone as long as he get what he wants (gets his w-lly wet). he will ‘date’ multiple girls and sweet talk them by telling them what he thinks they want to hear. then when he screws them over he will claim it to be a mistake or accident.
tom austen basically a f-ck boy
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