Tom Balls
a more severe case of blue b-lls, in addition to high levels of pain it consists of high amounts of body odor and dandruff. it is generally a consequence of performing “ping pong is no. 1”.
tom keeps performing ping pong is no. 1 despite getting tom b-lls hard.
hicktown usa. people wear wranglers, flannel shirts, and walk around with hay sticking out of their mouth.
look at that hick over there in his wranglers- he looks tight.
hicktown usa. people wear wranglers, flannel shirts, and walk around with hay sticking out of their mouth. people get drunk all the time and there are crazy old men. they are d-mn rednecks.
look at that hick over there in his wranglers. he looks tyte.
a filthy, disease ridden area north of houston. it is home to many hoodlums, hooligans, hayseeds and harpies. there are some isolated areas of coolness but they are very hard to find. filled to the brim with that “good old boys” mentality, if any mentality at all.
also:
a noun used to describe someone from that area. they look like most other rednecks, except with less teeth, education and coherency. they resemble zombies.
ed: i’m from tomball.
houstonian: oh. i. am. sorry. do. you. need. some. help?
ed: i said i’m from tomball. i didn’t say i’m slow!
houstonian: i wasn’t aware there is a difference.
anyone who is missing teeth, sounds like boomhaur from king of the hill, wears wifebeaters, drives a truck, drinks and drives or would appear on cops would look “tomball”
a filthy, disease ridden area north of houston. it is home to many hoodlums, hooligans, hayseeds and harpies. there are some isolated areas of coolness but they are very hard to find. filled to the brim with that “good old boys” mentality, if any mentality at all.
also:
a noun used to describe someone from that area. they look like most other rednecks, except with less teeth, education and coherency. they resemble zombies.
ed: i’m from tomball.
houstonian: oh. i. am. sorry. do. you. need. some. help?
ed: i said i’m from tomball. i didn’t say i’m slow!
houstonian: i wasn’t aware there is a difference.
anyone who is missing teeth, sounds like boomhaur from king of the hill, wears wifebeaters, drives a truck, drinks and drives or would appear on cops would look “tomball”
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