Tom Bergeron
a 5-cup beer pong re-rack with three cups on one side and two on the other. it is also commonly referred to as a zipper, special olympics, or 3-2 offset, but these people are uncivilized heathens without any cl-ss. a real man calls for a tom bergeron.
“hey let me get a tom bergeron”
“gimme a good ol’ tommy b”
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some cr-ppy television host that seems to represent 94% of abc’s program output. hosts “dancing with the stars” and “america’s funniest home videos”.
jack: did you see that crazy new reality show on abc last night? it was crazy.
john: no. who hosted it?
jack: tom bergeron
john: enough said.
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