tom brian
someone who has a p-n-s ranging from the size of a sperm cell to (if lucky) a size of the egg cell.
they also never want to admit the truth and this person does not want to admit they are salty or they are annoyed in some way. instead of admitting the truth he just tries to backfire it onto you however it fails…… making this person look like a bigger r-t-rd than he was 2 mins ago
wow your so annoyed you just like tom brian
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