Tom Cruise-ing It
doing what tom cruise does in risky buisness! dancing all over the place to music while in you underwear.
guy 1: “i thought being home alone for a couple of hours was going to be great”
guy 2: “wasn’t it??”
guy 1: “no! i lost track of time and my parents walked in right in the middle of me tom cruise-ing it”
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