Tom Green


born tom green iii on july 30th 1971

canadian comedian/actor/rapper that broke into success with his h-t mtv tv show. he has starred in movies such as freddy got fingered. he is mostly recognized by his antics and odd skits that he performed on his show. one almost unknown fact is he was a rapper in a group called ‘organized rhyme’ back in the early 90’s in canada. tom green was married to actress drew barrymore. he had a much publicized battle with testicular cancer in 2000-2001. he has just released his second alb-m ‘prepare for impact’ in january 06′

tom green now lives in la california and is now focusing on his website, movies, and his rap career.
tom green is a funny comedian and is a fantastic rap artist.
tomgreen is when you try and be the cool dude and smoke more then your peps and double up. usually caused by the being in the company of a female, first symptons is a few wigged out coments are made..

then a vom or two followed by greening out on your friends driveway. wich also could result in sleeping in your car then driving home at 1am. if your not a swadling this does not apply
tom:lets have nother im fully keen

friend: are you sure man u dont look orite

tom:(pulls another)

tom:greened out.

tomgreen. the end
term for marijuana
‘wanna go hang out with tom green later?’
when you have really sweaty b-lls and you put your hand down your pants, gettting the juiced all over hand then smacking the closet perons in the face!
j: come her tim……smack..hahaha you just got a tom green!
a f-g that lives only for his nightly internet show. the only good part of his show is when neil hamburger shows up and sh-ts on everybody.
“4chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!”

“welcome to the tom green show, tonights guest is neil hamburger!”

“lol u guyz r a buncha barrel rawlers lol”

“drew, i want you back drew…why?!”

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