Tom Johnson
a guy who rolls hard, likes his women strong, and his drinks stronger. possible hangouts include wine bars, dive bars, restaurant bars, and hotel bars. routinely parks his car and leaves the emergency flashers on.
“i saw that guy and his girl at like five bars tonight. his jag took up three sp-ces in the lot at henry’s.”
“yeah, he’s no joke, always rollin’ hard. a real tom johnson.”
(v) to have a loud and lengthy bowel movement.
i feel a tom johnson coming on!
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