Tom Kim
eater of m-ssive proportions. aka chicken rice.
a korean american eating monster that preys upon unsuspecting korean girls at new gate church. also on occasion, little boys and midgets. (see penn state university)
this un-relentless bottom feeder is surprisingly good at starcraft, aka has no girlfriend.
however, this monster is a kind hearted boy that makes horrible jokes.
hey! here comes tom kim!
hey! let’s run away! hide the food!
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