Tom McKeating
a medieval fatimal representing a warthog , found in folklore usually large in size and foul smelling. this beast has wild, flowing gagoulash and likes f-lch-ng. some consider him to be a ‘felchenstein’.
particularly vulgar and considered a bad omen for young females in the surrounding villages, due to its reputation as a creeper and love for prawn pockets.
that guys a right tom mckeating.
”are you a creeper?”
”what do you think i am? a tom mckeating?”
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