Tom Sawyering
tom sawyering occurs during coitus when the bed you’re on moves around the room due to to momentum created by thrusting. several components are needed: a bed frame that has wheels (college dorm beds = ideal), a partner who’s willing to be pounded hard enough to get the momentum required, and some sp-ce around the bed so it can move about. the effect is s-x that happens in the same bed, but the bed rafts all around the room.
“man my room is a mess from heather’s sleep over last night”
“oh yah what’d you guys do?”
“we f-cked for like an hour and a half, and my bed was tom sawyering all over the place. broke two lamps and nearly killed the dog”
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