Tom Tucker
a character from the television series, ‘family guy’. he is the anchorman on channel 5 news, the show co-hosted by diane simmons.
diane simmons: tom, i’m getting late word that you’re a petty, jealous closet-case.
tom tucker: bit of breaking news, we now go live to diane being a b-tch. diane.
a referance to an unknown person
eg anyone whos ident-ty who you are unsure of.
megan you love tom tucker.
n. the male act of tucking the front of ones shirt down and under the scr-t-m.
reasons for preforming a tom tucker could range anywhere from comfort to security.
to compensate for a large gooch that was often pr-ne to becoming quite moist, gary came to depend upon the security and comfort of a well tucked tom tucker.
after being regularly pantsed in gym cl-ss, nate started thinking two steps ahead in the form of a snugly placed tom tucker.
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