Tomas Haake


drummer of meshuggah and g-d of double b-ss drumming precision and is noted for having amazing polyrithmic drumming skill. he is also a master lyricist.
guy 1: “is tomas haake a good drummer?”

guy 2: “listen to ‘bleed’ by meshuggah”

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